Sometimes I’m all like
“oh yes damn I’m one sexy mofo I would date myself if I could”
And then other times I’m like
“Ohmygod what is wrong with me I think I’m gonna go apologise to every person ever who has seen my face oh god”
Bitch, please. Your dick is shorter than Alois Trancy’s shorts
How does one cosplay?
So I went paintballing today.
I’m not in any pain due to being shot, however, my right arm is in pain literally because the gun was heavy and I have the arm strength of a goldfish
I’m going paintballing for the first time… HALP